Some Rocking Jokes..

2 seater helicopter Santa ke ghar ke paas me gira.

Saare Santa Banta aur uske saare rishtedaar rahat kaam me jut gaye
aur

600 laashe bahar nikal laye
Baad me pata chala

Helicopter Qabristan me gira tha. =))




Lady on telephone:Hello Sir, I want to meet & talk to you..
Man: do u know me..
Lady: Yes you are the father of one of my kids.. 
Man stunned, /:) Oh my God! X_X Are u Nisha? NoDisha? NoMaitri? NoAnushka? NoMitali? NoVaishali? NoVijita? No
Lady in confusion...:s No sir i'm the class teacher of your son...=))
 Rocking question...shocking answer....:O 





Lines about LIFE..
When I got enough confidence,the stage was gone..

When I was sure of losing, I won..

When I needed people the most,they left me..

When I learnt to dry my tears, I found a shoulder to cry on..

When I mastered the skill of hating, Someone started loving me from the core of one's heart

and while waiting for light for hours when I fell asleep the sun came out

That's LIFE

No matter what U plan U never know what life has planned for U..

Live the moment
Live the suspense
Be surprised!!
Dictionary says that 'Open' and 'Close' are opposites.,

But lessons of life teach tat we are 'Open' to only with whom we are 'Close