CID Jokes

1. Strepsils khaoge toh dur hogi khasi

acp pradyuman bole
"tumhe toh ab hogi phansi"



2. Premika ki bewafaai ko premi kya janega

ACP bole,

"ABHIJIT,
MUJHE LAGTA HAI ye AISE NAHI MANEGA".

3. Apne hame dekha to ham sharmae

daya pakdo use,
Vo bhag na pae.

4. Dil diya hai,
pyar kiya hai

Acp pradhyumn kehta hai
"ho na ho abhijeet khoon watchman ne hi kiya hai"

5. Aajkal CID ki shayari ka keher hai

Dr.Salunke ne kaha "Maut ka karan zeher hai"

6. 

Introducng 4 d 1st tym ever CID, Munni, Sheela and Rajnikant mix -

Munni to badnam hui jese tese...
Wah.wah
Munni to badnam hui jese tese...

Rajnikant says to ACP -
Jara pata toh laga SHEELA ko itni jawani chadi to kaise...... !

7. Bush: Osama mile toh use fod do!!!

Gandhi: Hinsa achi baat nhi, use chod do!

Einstein: Samay rukta nhi, to use mod do!

Manmohan: sabhi gaon aur kasbo ki unnati k liye unhe road do!

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Biceps build karne k liye uspar load do!

Bill Gates: Windows unlock karne k liye use code do!

And d best 1

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ACP Praduman: Daya, khuni andar hai me kehta hu darwaza tod do..;)